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By sickness_sucks - 15/06/2012 06:19 - Canada - Abbotsford

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

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Today, there was no toilet paper left, so I asked my grandmother if I could use her Kleenex tissues. I found out too late that they were Vicks VapoRub tissues. My crotch has been burning for the last half hour. FML

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Today, I was in the bathroom in a rush to get ready. Without thinking, I put hand soap on my toothbrush. I didn't notice until it was already in my mouth. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2022 05:01

Today, I'm sick with a fever, and on my cycle I was too tired and forgot to change my tampon, and ended up putting another one in. I woke up to go to the bathroom and ended up pulling two out. FML

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By InsertPopcicle - 22/11/2013 06:53 - United States

Today, I forgot I left my tampons in a grocery bag packed with food that I put into the fridge. I realized two hours later while frantically looking for a tampon. I'm still cold down there. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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ILoveFluttershy 3

Friday 15 June 2012 12:45

I think the fact that you have a cold while in your period sucks enough.

yoursucklives 36

Friday 15 June 2012 12:42

i can only imagine the pain. i'm sorry for you and your burning ******!

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cmwhitehead 2

Friday 15 June 2012 17:30

Gross

freezingjimmy 1

Friday 15 June 2012 17:44

I had a similar issue with Icey hot. Can't be too careful. Stick with the roll on kind

tildoorf84 7

Friday 15 June 2012 18:03

you're kinky!

gid189 3

Friday 15 June 2012 18:25

Why the **** would you share this?!?!?

what_ever2007 11

Friday 15 June 2012 19:00

Maybe because it's FML?

4204ever 0

Friday 15 June 2012 18:26

Wft? I don't wanna know what you do. That's too personal. Get a ******* life dumb hoe

what_ever2007 11

Friday 15 June 2012 18:58

Wow dude, it sounds like YOU are the one who needs a life! Do something more productive than insulting people who have done nothing to you! What a completely unfounded insult!

chels1994 11

Friday 15 June 2012 18:49

I shivered at this post...

what_ever2007 11

Friday 15 June 2012 18:56

Ouch!! I can imagine how much that would sting!!

noisebox 1

Friday 15 June 2012 19:26

Yeah but the fish smell was gone for awhile

TulsiParesh 1

Friday 15 June 2012 19:33

Well, duh. Everyone knows to wash their hands after using that stuff.

boofybluth 6

Friday 15 June 2012 20:03

Ouchhhhhh

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