Yes, well, luckily for you, Slickboy, you live in Illinois. So long as the monkeys don't decide to move from Japan, I think its safe to say you'll be able to keep your job.

I have a job a robotic arm can do...let's hope my boss doesn't realize that >.>

The monkeys complain that they have to do a job you could do.

so easy, a monkey could do it~geico

Yeah but they also design cars that accelerate out of your control in Japan, so don't take personally.

Luckily my job requires speaking on the phone, monkeys might be able to use sign language but they do not have speech capabilities... yet. I am safe for now. I can almost guarantee that the monkeys are not receiving wages. If this is true then soon PETA will probably be all over them for taking advantage of the poor monkeys, forcing them to work for free in a very unnatural environment. I wouldn't want to be waited on by monkeys, the cleanliness issues alone make me a little sick to my stomach at the thought. Then again many humans have some serious cleanliness issues, I'd still prefer humans.

nothing wrong with serving tables! I BUT if that useless fact bothers you that much try finding a new job.

so easy, a monkey can do it.

Monkeys can't post an FML that goes through. But you did. Always think positively, at least you have a job!

Make me a sammich you scum!