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monkeys can hang on to a Brentch with he's foot,can u do that?
Brantch,u know that thing that hangs off a tree,that leaves growes upon,try being an asshole a lil harder n I'm sure you'll succsed,like u didn't knew brentch means Brantch
YOU are the asshole who doesn't know how to spell "branch" so why don't you stfu.
Fail.
well brentch is very different from BRANCH. maybe if you learned to spell...?
your the grammar natzi,so suck on a aidsed up uncircumsized dick without a condom on u ****** dick ridah,your the reason people hate america,lil ****** smart ass,your mom must be very proud of how smart u r
and your mom must be very disappointed at what a dick her little baby has become you just look stupid mispelling all the words you did and then look like a jerk for opening your mouth
^ no kidding lmao
So does the monkey, I'm sure.
now for real,who gives half a shit about misspeling on the Internet? nerds onley
if that's what you tell yourself to feel better about your epic fails..... then sure
exactly
don't give up,my 1st languich isn't english,n the Internet is the onley place I actualy write in English so that explain my misspeling
#72 If you can understand what we're saying, using the correct spelling, then I have my doubts you wouldn't be able to recognize your mistakes. Also, if English isn't your first language, explain this: If a non-native English speaker learns English, they learn it right. They learn correct grammar and spelling. If it were me, I wouldn't be confident enough to post something in another language unless I was sure it was written correctly. Also, you say things like "u r" which are the shortcuts Americans, Canadians, Brits, Australians, etc. and people from any other country where English is the main language would use.
I guess when speaking English I'm good cuz I learned it from my dad music and tv,when it comes to writing I suck,I'm using American shortcut that I use in sms's(learned from my dad)also im aware of my misspeling but I didn't thoght people gonna give such a big **** about it
*sigh* I'm going to assume you're telling the truth. You should practice writing correctly in English. You're pretty much understandable, but it hurts some people's eyes to read. Also, it's the internet. Some people might let you get away with it, but there's others that are particularly picky :)
Dude! They only ******* care because that guy asked what a 'brentch' was, and you flipped out on him! It was your own damn fault, so stop complaining that they're being hard on you.
comon man it was ovious he understood what I ment,even if I wrote "breenich" he would of prabebly understand what I was talking about using a lil brain,I was taking about somthing that a monkey can hang on to using he's foot,n it some how sounds like brentch
n I didn't flipped out at hem,I told hem to try n be an asshole a lil harder cuz it was ovious he was trying
"monkeys enjoy holding on to breenitches"ok Let see,it got the letters b r e n t c h, n monkeys enjoy holding in to it,could it at be...a branch?
Yes. This.
OP was reading cracked. I have the app it's mega funny shit!!
Ah, I know what the OP is talking about. I have always wanted to go to the restaurant where monkeys work as waiters since I think it will be a pretty cool experience! (:
so.........be happy u can be like a monkey those guys rock
It's such a coincidence that I watched this video on YouTube JUST the other day! :p
lol!
A good waiter can really never be replaced by anything except another good waiter.
Keywords
"They took our jobs!"
I want to be waited on by a monkey!!