By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
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Al_HyLo 5

genius. I do that to my sister

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zingline89 18

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

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loserman67 35

Obviously you own a male dog and that is how we males deal with things. We piss on them.

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ICastillo 24

Well that's one way to wash the spider out.

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billyz77 24

I think I know how you feel. My bad ass German Shepard, a dog that I watched put three burglars into the hospital, once ran away terrified of a tiny little bunny rabbit in our own back yard. I was walking him outside and we came around a raspberry bush from one direction and the bunny from the other. When they laid eyes on each other they both took off in opposite directions at full speed. I think I loved him more after that than after he saved our stuff from the burglars. He needed me more this time.

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drkrissy1331 12

Sounds like my GSD! Love him, but he is one silly guy.

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mansen 15

yup. Sounds like my English Mastiff. Tried to take on a buck resting in someones front yard on one of our walks, but when the meter reader came to our backyard; big brave dog tucked her tail and me. And she outweighed said person by about 50lbs!!!

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outoftown 26

Gotta love those big dogs that take on the big jobs, then run like hell from the little things. At least OP's dog tried something with the spider, messy as it's solution was.

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ideasrule 13

Compared to a dog, most women are bigger, stronger, and tougher. Yet most women run away screaming in terror when a spider is nearby, whereas this dog found a way to kill the spider.

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ideasrule 13

This comment complied fully with the rules. The OP expressed surprise that a big, tough creature like a dog would be afraid of spiders. I pointed out that women are even bigger and tougher than a dog, yet most of them are afraid of spiders, which is objectively true (see Wikipedia's article on arachnophobia). I have read the rules, and believe my comment is perfectly in line with all of them. I didn't post shocking or hateful comments, or question the validity of the FML, or use TXT language, or spam comments, or advertise.

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laya_fml 26

Next time I see a spider, I think I'm going to do this. Hmm.. this could be awkward if it's at school.

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asb818 14

Or the mall, or a restaurant, or pretty much anywhere in public.

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panicsdisaster 17

The bigger the dog, the goofier. Common law.

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drkrissy1331 12

I couldnt agree with you more. My german shepherd is sooooo goofy, but sweet.

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