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By DogLover - 06/02/2013 13:59 - United States - Watertown

Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table, and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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By imfromtexas02 - 06/06/2009 14:03 - United States

Today, I discovered an enormous hairy spider sitting in the bathtub. I also discovered that I scream like a girl and pee a little bit when I am truly terrified. FML

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By nopenopenopenope - 23/09/2016 03:28 - United States - Winston Salem

Today, I tried to have a relaxing soak in the tub. The giant wolf spider that was already in the tub didn't like me trying to set it free outside. It ran right across my feet and back into my house when I dumped it out of a cup outside. I screamed like a little girl. FML

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By eightleggedtictac - 08/06/2014 15:10 - United States - Worcester

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend shrieking at the top of his lungs. I ran into the dining room where he was, to find him standing on the table screaming "Kill it!" while pointing at an unmoving spider the size of a Tic Tac on the wall. FML

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By hadtocleanthemess - 28/06/2011 12:35 - Canada

Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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Monster in my bathroom

By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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Juicy breakfast

By Anonymous - 07/01/2022 01:01 - Canada - Warman

Today, I woke up to a spider crawling across my face. I was so shocked that my new house had spiders, I jumped up out of bed, only to slip on the floor and land face down onto the bed. Wouldn't you know it, right where the spider was at that point. I can still taste the juice I squished out of it. FML

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By terrified - 09/08/2015 03:10 - United States - Forest City

Today, I saw a huge wolf spider in my room. It ran off and hid before I could kill it, but after two hours looking for it then giving up, I finally found it, with my foot, as I put on my shoes. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Al_HyLo 5

Wednesday 6 February 2013 19:00

genius. I do that to my sister

zingline89 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 19:02

I think I just found my new favorite way to kill spiders

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whinthy 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:35

What a talented dog you have .

mirokuboy2 20

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:37

You're lucky... My dog eats em and throws up the parts on my bed... Wanna trade?

fresh247 10

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:38

did it like a boss

SnoochBoochie 14

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:41

Oh my..

SnoochBoochie 14

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:42

When there's something strange crawling on your floor, who ya gonna call? Just Buster!

vbmg152 18

Wednesday 6 February 2013 22:43

That was pretty smart, actually!

poccocurantes 7

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:38

Way to flush him out boy!

BurningGrannies 16

Wednesday 6 February 2013 23:54

I like your dog's strategic thinking

MayaTheBee_fml 10

Thursday 7 February 2013 0:24

Get a cat, it will probably try to eat it

_wraith 15

Thursday 7 February 2013 0:37

Even in fear he tried to protect you! Kudos to your dog for acting through his terror to protect his master.

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