Animals: Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and...

By bird - 08/01/2014 20:27 - United States - Fort Gratiot

Today, I learned that my new parakeet hates her reflection, and will screech loudly day and night unless I take the mirror out. My other parakeet loves the mirror and constantly cries out when I remove it. I can't win. FML

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By weep weep weep - 12/03/2012 03:04 - United States

Today, after months of teaching my parrot to speak, he finally demonstrated his abilities. I accidentally set off my smoke detector, and he's been wailing like a dying banshee ever since. FML

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Thursday 9 January 2014 0:09

Get them separate cages or a cage with a bottom and top level that one only has access to.

JeWbOy101 11

Thursday 9 January 2014 0:08

That's quite a predicament you see your self in..

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deathrowdiesel 2

Thursday 9 January 2014 5:55

Buy a second cage

gazettefan42 8

Thursday 9 January 2014 6:12

Can you put them is separate cages that are next to each other?

toxic_walrus 15

Thursday 9 January 2014 6:27

Put them in separate cages. Boom.

bazookajoey 27

Thursday 9 January 2014 6:32

Separate cages??

Toeshoes3 4

Thursday 9 January 2014 6:49

Try sticking a mirror in box in the cage. Or get a cage divider. It's a bit unusual that your parakeet doesn't like their reflection. Both of my bird love to admire themselves in the mirror. It is absolutely adorable! :)

Lili_love 14

Thursday 9 January 2014 8:21

You and your parakeet need to have a one on one so you can make her understand how beautiful she is.

BunnyStar 14

Thursday 9 January 2014 9:07

This makes it sound like you had one parakeet and bought another. if this is the case, they shouldn't have been in the same cage to start with. You have to introduce them properly. Just go buy another cage. :)