By Anonymous - 20/11/2013 03:42 - United States - Brooklyn

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Today, I learned that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for you to speak Klingon during sex. FML
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BlackPowderMedic 5

It seems like nature's way of telling you that you don't quite have enough common sense yet, and maybe ought not reproduce.

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jillytc 23

depends how long you had sex... if he started it thirty seconds in... he's screwed.

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xx000o 27

Leave the Klingons in the basement while you are in the bedroom, you may not get that many chances.

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xSkittle 16

Why? He might find a girl someday who speaks it too. He shouldn't change himself.

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RedPillSucks 31

Sometimes you need to change yourself when you do stupid stuff. Unless he already has some girls tied up in the basement. Besides. Have you seen klingon mating rituals? Pretty violent.

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xSkittle 16

And who chooses what 'stupid stuff' is? That's subjective.

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ksks1234 33

100-- if he knows the girl well enough and knows she is into that, it is one thing. If he is just bringing some "nerdy girl" home to bang, he should probably alter his sexual trysts.

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AntiPrude 26

@100 Please, give me a break and cut the 'everyones equal' crap. If someone is pathetic enough to try and talk a weird fictional language from a nerdy old sci-fi tv show while they lucky enough to be having SEX, then they are a loser and they deserve to be alone in their basement.

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Dthsapprntc 23

Not all nerds are into Star Trek. Maybe try a different fictional language like Elfish or Quarian. (Quarien?). Or maybe a programming language? Though I have no idea how to make that sound sexy. Anyway, you deserve it OP. Maybe just ask her what turns her on next time, yes?

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HostEXE 8

Don't know how to male a programming language sexy? Just declare her clASS as private ;)

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Wonder_Woman257 11

Some of us are gamers too that are just the smart and quirky kind of nerd. I mean I like to play guild wars 2, WoW, and then I also like to play stuff like CoD. There are just so many variations

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Azail 15

@ 25 Yeah because that doesn't sound racist at all..

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crazytwinsmom 25

@20, she could have an algorasm.

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Vidrill 22

Just because someone is a nerd, doesn't mean they like nerdy things in bed. Or Klingon in particular.

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unwantedforlife 14

Klingon is in no way attractive or appealing, especially during sex, to any girl. YDI

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HelloooooNurse 20

Girls, would rather you speak elvish during sex.

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Emiweb 9

Maybe you mean, no matter how nerdy a girl is, as opposed to 'claims to be'. Not being turned on by Klingon during sex doesn't negate nerdiness. It's a horrible sounding language to begin with. I guess cause I wouldn't like it either, I'm not a nerd and need to hand all my comics and stuff back.

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

If she claimed to be nerdier than any guy and then couldn't handle Klingon during sex, then she's not as nerdy as some guys.

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JMichael 25

There's always a limit. And speaking in tongues during sex is one.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

Agreed. Doesn't matter what language; if it's different than your native tongue, you're thinking too much.

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