By whatrights - 12/07/2009 08:59 - United States

Today, I learned that "Officer, I do not consent to any searches" means "Officer, please handcuff me, I am trying to be difficult" in cop speak. FML
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Same thing different taste

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skullbuster 0

So you clicked either the 'YES' or the 'NO' button on this one? Really? When is your guest spot on Oprah? Can I send you a self-addressed stamped envelope so I can get your autograph? I'm going to frame that shit and take down my autographed cigar from Bill Clinton and put your's in it's place...

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To everyone who clicked YDI: "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

Rainbowarrior_fml 0

If I were the OP I would have taken down his badge number and reported that mother ******.

UsingLogic 0

Why don't you work to keep the Police Force free of abusive cops, instead of claiming we should simply got rid of any Police Force? Look up Jimmy Justice on Youtube, unlike you and many other people, this guy is actually doing something. It may not be much and sometimes he does not do it well, but at least he's doing more than calling for murder on Police officers from his computer. Also, if tax payers were willing to give more funds to the Police Department, they could afford to hire better people or train their officers better. Right now they pretty much take whoever volunteers to be a cop... Not to mention, the job of a cop is very dangerous and if officers feel they are not paid as much as they deserve for taking risks, they will tend to abuse their authority in order to stay safe. I bet even Jesus could snap and taze a guy who is taking too long to get his license if he was paid so little to do it. I'm not excusing authority abuse, I hate abusive cops as much as anyone else, I am only suggesting there is a solution to this problem. But yeah, lets spend more on the military so they can waste $10'000 anti-tank missiles in Iraq, instead of using this money to keep ourselves safe from police abuse. Better have both Iraqis and us terrorized by armed trigger-happy individuals than keep ourselves safe and give the Iraqis a break, right?

haha this was a popular one. this is the OP here. the car smelled like weed, because we were parked by the beach smoking. after my friend in the drivers seat got out, the cop started to poke his head in the car, so i told him we don't consent to any searches now. earlier, he told me to put my hands on my knees, and at one point i moved them because i was sitting on a seatbelt clicker thing and it was uncomfortable (BAD IDEA), so i guess he thought i was dangerous? idk, he was just trying to scare us, me especially, he was mocking my knowledge of my rights. my friend ended up consenting to a search, but he had to ask so idk if he could have done it anyway. we got away ticketless, but sans the like half gram of weed we had and a couple pipes.

snavula 0

If you're really the OP why are you on the name 'banana321' and not 'whatrights' are you just making up a story or something? Lol

If you really are the OP, your friend should have locked the door and rolled up the window when he got out. If the cop smells weed, he has the right to search your car.

yeah if i was the in the drivers seat there were a few things i would have done differently. i wasn't registered when i made the fml, i just made an account to reply. but hell, i got out with a clean record, a cool story, and a deepened resentment for the police and the way they dance around the constitution, although i wouldn't really call the latter (lattest?) a good thing

Yeah, these details are important. You didn't refuse a search on your property with no probable cause. You were smoking illegal drugs in public, then tried to refuse a search for another person's car when the officer clearly had probable cause. You're extremely lucky that you got off with just a temporary handcuffing and the loss of your drugs and paraphernalia. You could easily still be in jail if the officer had felt like it, headed for a court date where you would doubtless be found guilty.

yeah i'm lucky i got off with just that, but i kind of think he didn't have probable cause, there was nothing in view and he tried (and succeeded) to intimidate my friend into giving him the right to search the car. and i feel like if he had probable cause, he would have just done it and not needed to beg for permission. and i doubt it would ever end in jail, since i live in california and the only punishment for possession is a ticket, and i wasn't being terribly difficult. but who knows, maybe i could have been a (kind of) martyr for the cause of ridiculous uses of taxpayer resources haha

he obviously smelled it on you, hence the only reason why you might be "unlucky" is because you were pulled over and asked to be searched after smoking illegal drugs. He had probable cause to believe that you had drugs in the car (that you smelled of it) hence, this is not a violation of the fourth amendment, and you're retarded.

i never claimed he violated the fourth amendment, i was just annoyed at how resentful he was of the fact that i knew my rights (needlessly handcuffing me, a move that was obviously much more to scare me than for his protection, we were in a semi well-off san diego suburb by the beach and had no signs of any violent tendencies). when he searched the car, my friend (who owns the car) had given him permission, after he had asked several times in a very intimidating way. but as far as i know, there's no law against police officers intimidating you into giving up your rights, so there weren't any constitutional infringements as far as i know, although he was dancing around the line quite a bit.

Refusing a search is your choice- however refusing a search gives probable cause (always). Source: my mom is a cop

@226, this is totally false. An officer must have reasonable suspicion of a crime or contraband to search a person. Our constitution protects us from unreasonable search and seizure. If refused consent gives reasonable suspicion to search, then cops could search anywhere as long as they asked. The judicial system interprets and applies the law. Cops do not.

@226: if refusing a search meant that there was probable cause to go ahead and search, that would render refusing searches useless.

#226, but that means you can't win. If you deny to a search, the cops would think you're hiding something, thus having "probable cause" and could search your vehicle/house/person etc. legally. Either the American police system is more ****** up than I realized, or #226 is a liar and just likes to hear them self talk. No offense, but I'm guessing the latter.

dedalus_fml 0

OP name = whatrights - axe to grind. probably never happened.

soundmind311 0

cop speak? wow u really are a dumbass

It's called civil liberty. So what if you've got nothing to hide? Next step is the cops combing each neighborhood (yes, even rich, white neighborhoods in suburbia), searching each house, tearing down drywall, cutting mattresses and interrogating 4 year olds. You sad ******* would just bend over and take it? I wouldn't. The day I consent to an illegal search IS the day I tell them to ******* cuff me. I, for one, will NOT have my freedom taken away, and I will fight it to the death, or the pain.

namelessfew 0

226: Your mom's a fascist if she told you that. And you're a sucker for believing her. I'm sorry for you.