By FANZZY - 18/08/2014 16:29 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML
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morondon000 14

Well you could do the hymen maneuver... But I'd try saving them first.

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jamie_elocin 18

I feel that would make a good pickup line... "Hey baby, I'm trained in CPR. Want me to show you the hymen maneuver?"

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ofmiceandmya 16

Well, the hymen maneuver could always work too..

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ohSNAPyall 26

Only if they're choking on a cherry. Edit: Oops, saw 18 right after I posted this.

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Vickeh 15

Don't see why this is a FML. Sure, it kinda is embarassing but no one knows everything, right? (;

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christian1509 21

Don't beat yourself up about it, I'm sure they get a good laugh out of it but I don't think it made them think of you any worse

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martin8337 35

The hymen maneuver is use to pop out a cherry.

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cryssycakesx3 22

well he could go down for the Hymen maneuver...

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Fuhkyoo 17

well now youre going to look even better to them now that they think you dont know what a hymen is, youve come out ahead my friend

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Aero_x 21

oh that is embarrassing. I'm sure everyone got a good laugh out if it though. I did.

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LuciaTheReadhead 9

Well some girls might be scared that you break it... a rib I mean.

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RedPillSucks 31

If she's choking because of your hymen maneuver, you're pushing too hard.

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