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By pain - 01/11/2011 14:52 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way that you should never use medical tape to secure gauze over a razor cut on your scrotum. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2015 04:26 - United States

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/07/2021 00:01

Today, it turned out the razor I used for manscaping wasn't as new and sharp as I'd thought. My entire crotch is now overcome with an unfathomable amount of razor burn. FML

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By Chicketi - 11/02/2009 14:45 - Canada

Today, I cut myself on a band-aid box, while trying to get one out for another cut. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By Bobby M - 16/05/2011 16:33 - Ireland

Today, I got circumcised by my zipper. FML

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By Loki16 - 02/06/2016 08:40 - United States - New York

Today, my girlfriend helped me apply liquid bandaid over an open wound. Unfortunately, she grabbed the liquid wart remover instead. FML

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By tylerlove361 - 11/02/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I cut myself with child-proof scissors. FML

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By CantPublish - 15/01/2012 03:07 - United States

Today, during swimming in PE, I kept noticing a stinging feeling on my scrotum. Every time I jumped into the water I would feel a sharp stab. After the full hour of hell, I went to the bathroom and looked in my new trunks. The designer had left a sewing needle in the crotch netting. FML

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Andr913 13

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:55

What the **** is wrong with you?

fortehlulocaust 6

Tuesday 1 November 2011 18:55

Just a bit of pain I take it?

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aoverholt3 1

Friday 4 November 2011 3:02

definitely shouldnt have cut down there anyhow... nasty. what kind of a woman are you shavin ur crotch?

kitsune3 20

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:59

..You're an idiot. A scrotum is a MALE bodypart. Ergo, OP is a MAN.

Ugi 26

Friday 4 November 2011 14:13

There are just so many things wrong with the image that this FML creates that I don't know where to start!

Bigmoneyshotz 0

Monday 7 November 2011 20:52

Why were u using a razor on your balls haven't you ever heard of nair!

MissMaryContrary 3

Tuesday 8 November 2011 3:06

0_0

Meddler09 6

Thursday 29 December 2011 4:29

Dumb ass

MrEscape 2

Friday 13 April 2012 20:22

How the heck did you manage that???

imazaari 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:51

Depends on the medical tape. I'm going to safely assume you weren't using non-occlusive tape.

Aliserguy 2

Wednesday 13 February 2013 5:34

there nothing right about this.

peter_t 1

Monday 15 July 2013 6:14

It's incredible that more haven't done this.

CorpsmanUp88 21

Sunday 4 August 2013 6:37

oh god. ydi

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