By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 07:49 - United States

Today, I learned the only job that actually wants me is as a peanut butter factory worker. I've been unemployed for 9 months. I'm also allergic to nuts. FML
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tcox1 0

They are legumes, not nuts. Try looking it up before you act so sure of yourself. Just because it has nut in the word does not make it a nut. i.e a starfish is not a fish.

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ihearthuggybears 0

You could always go Amish. They always have work to do.

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HomeAl0ne 20

You should be good at detecting peanut contamination then. Your workmates can just rub you against surfaces and see if you break out in a rash.

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wheresmymug 1

You deserve it for applying to a job in a peanut factory.. When your allergic to nuts. Karma sucks.

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jSOPURE 3

Mary Kate and Ashley have something to say about this.

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someone3225 2

Just because they offered you a job at the factory does not necessarily mean you will work with the peanuts. However, I do not know the severity of your allergies.

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hannahbanana76 0

Go get some super high powered alergy shots and get to makin that peanut butter!

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lovingmylife84 0

ya, but peanuts are not technically nuts. the allergies to nuts are different from allergies to peanuts.

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Slythrr 0

well you can become premanet unemployed. idk haha

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JenL_fml 7

peanuts aren't nuts, though. they're legumes, meaning that they come in a pod.

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cetlawizard 15

shell , not pod...they're not peas in a pod...lol

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JenL_fml 7

They probably call them peanuts because their pod covering is hard like a shell, but it's basically still a pod, like peas. Thus the name PEAnut. (I suppose)

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Arkedion 0

peanuts aren't nuts... just sayin

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