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By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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You deserved it 64 348

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Same thing different taste

By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 462

You deserved it 2 005

Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 327

You deserved it 2 332

Check your head

By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 20:00

Today, I had a real coffee again after being sick for two weeks. It didn't taste so good, though. Just like the one I had yesterday. Well, I thought, maybe my taste has changed? Maybe I just need to get used to it again? No, it was just that the milk had gone bad three days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 179

You deserved it 921

By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 574

You deserved it 39 836

Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 695

You deserved it 42 657

Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 543

You deserved it 372

By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 788

You deserved it 2 213

By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 132

You deserved it 24 538

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 658

You deserved it 292

By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 787

You deserved it 388

GenevieveL 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

Gross. Clean your room.

athiest_pope 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

Comments

franfran_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:26

OP, you couldn't have worded this FML any worse.

ozymandias_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:37

YDI for being a disgusting slob.

jillz 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:42

I can't believe a woman wrote this. Leaving a dirty dish sitting around for that long seems more like something a male would do. (No offense guys, but most of you are slobs. Deny all you want. "Us girls" know the truth. lol) So...the OP only states that "it's been sitting there for a week" but she doesn't specify as to whether or not she's the one who put that there. Perhaps she's married and her husband placed his glass there a week ago. She might have stubbornly refused to clean up after that slob of a man in hopes of him finally noticing and cleaning up after himself, only to mistake his old glass for her new one. Or...it's hers. If so...Damn OP, clean up after yourself! Y so totally DI.

plutosaplanet 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 16:59

well im assuming if she is married that there would be either 2 nightstands or at least 1 on only 1 side of the bed. i have never put anything on the other nightstand bc it isnt my side of the bed and its not convienent. unfortunately, i believe she left it there herself =(

The_Sadist 13

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:09

Um...my ex-wife was the slob between the two of us and didn't clean worth a damn. I did all the cooking, cleaning, and other chores. There were numerous times I threatened to quit my job and become a house husband if the chore duties weren't going to be shared.

andy725 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 17:14

# 33 you clearly have not gotten laid in a while

yourkiddingright_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 18:14

Being a man I will have to agree with you!

letitbe56 0

Friday 30 October 2009 1:45

Assuming that women are neat and tidy and men are slobs is actually pretty sexist. It doesn't paint either gender in a good light.

Googalitarian 0

Friday 30 October 2009 3:37

Even if it was her husband, no one leaves milk out for a week on PRINCIPLE. That's like a house being on fire and saying "I'm not going to put it out, it wasn't my fault." By the way YDI, OP. A week? For serious?