Miscellaneous: Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing...

By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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Same thing different taste

By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 20:00

Today, I had a real coffee again after being sick for two weeks. It didn't taste so good, though. Just like the one I had yesterday. Well, I thought, maybe my taste has changed? Maybe I just need to get used to it again? No, it was just that the milk had gone bad three days ago. FML

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You deserved it 921

By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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You deserved it 39 836

Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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You deserved it 24 538

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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You deserved it 292

By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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GenevieveL 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

Gross. Clean your room.

athiest_pope 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

Comments

21skulls 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:08

who kill thier babbys who can't frigth back?

nm22395 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:08

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that made my day

TheLetterZero 7

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:42

If it was only 3 minutes, your new glass of milk would still be cold. YDI for failing to notice.

Uzumaki_fml 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 21:59

Fake. Milk sitting that long solidifies, making it undrinkable. However, this depends on the temperature and environment in which said milk is left. Light and temperature and types of bacteria in the air would cause the biggest effects. But at room temperature w/o sunlight, that milk will go solid. B.S. Chemist

socer_kid 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:42

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BigD3452 6

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:46

got a face full of foul yogurt!!! u ******* slob try cleaning and that wouldn't have happened

radman 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 22:53

I do believe you need to clean up better (and more often) than you do. I'm waiting for the next FML from you that mentions something about getting an unpronounceable disease because of this.