Miscellaneous: Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing...

By GlassJAwkidE - 29/10/2009 05:16 - United States

Today, I learned there is a taste difference between grabbing a glass of milk that has been sitting on your night table for a week and the one you put on there 3 minutes before. FML

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Same thing different taste

By spekledworf - 28/08/2012 02:57 - United States - Wrentham

Today, I discovered why the milk in my house has a funny, sweet taste. My family has been pouring the leftover milk from their cereal back into the carton. FML

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Plooped

By ZombieMommy - 10/03/2017 05:00 - United States - Conroe

Today, I was pouring milk into my coffee and, as it plooped into my mug, I noticed the expiration date on the jug passed 2 weeks ago. Nobody here drinks milk very often and I ran out of creamer so I've been unknowingly drinking my coffee with curdled milk for the past 3 days. FML

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Check your head

By Anonymous - 30/03/2020 20:00

Today, I had a real coffee again after being sick for two weeks. It didn't taste so good, though. Just like the one I had yesterday. Well, I thought, maybe my taste has changed? Maybe I just need to get used to it again? No, it was just that the milk had gone bad three days ago. FML

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By pimdala_major - 30/10/2009 19:21 - United States

Today, I found a small bottle of chocolate milk in the fridge from McDonald's. I've been living with my grandparents while going to college and figuring they'd never drink it themselves, I took a sip. It had expired two years ago. FML

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Tasty

By souped - 10/12/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I really wanted something to drink. I looked in the fridge, and found some of my grandma's soy milk. I took a swig, and instead of tasting soy, I tasted something rotten. Turns out my grandma knows I drink her soy milk, so she swapped it with expired chicken broth. FML

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Milky Milky

By Shock91 - 11/09/2019 02:02 - China - Beijing

Today, the host family that I'm staying with in China gave me a small milk box to drink. It tasted a bit tangy and sour, but I thought that was probably just the taste of milk in China. Trying to be polite, I practically chugged the whole box. Later, I found out that it had expired 20 days ago. FML

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By WTF - 09/06/2012 13:54 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I saw my mom changing the expiry date on milk. She genuinely thought this would make the milk sour later. FML

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By iVaughtTV - 28/02/2012 22:44 - United States

Today, I learned that lemonade and urine look very similar to one another. I also learned that they taste very different. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2021 17:00

Today, I learned the horrifying implications of my memory not being what it used to be when I bought a tasty-looking chocolate bar, only to realize upon taking a bite that I'd bought one before and not liked it one bit. FML

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By Badlucked - 03/05/2019 06:00 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I spent almost an hour cleaning and scrubbing the inside of my fridge. Just when I'd finished putting everything back inside, I tipped over the open milk carton. FML

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GenevieveL 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

Gross. Clean your room.

athiest_pope 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 15:00

what was a glass of milk doing there for a week?

Comments

SaySayGurl 10

Wednesday 13 February 2013 22:29

You don't clean up your room for weeks? That's just nasty, OP

AliciaMeow 12

Monday 27 May 2013 1:15

What the ****? You didn't notice the curdled milk SMELL? Why the **** would you leave milk on your nightstand for so long?

anckaa55 6

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:10

You learned it pretty late though. YDI, totally! Also, you might wanna go and see a doctor.

nachosbabygurl 9

Thursday 3 October 2013 5:23

learn to wash your dishes you deserve that one next time you'll wash your cup

ZeldaPaulThingy 17

Saturday 8 March 2014 20:05

You JUST learned that? Are you ******* stupid? YDI

Door_Productions 19

Tuesday 27 May 2014 10:22

YDI for having a glass of anything on the night table for a week

magnetic_aura 26

Saturday 20 September 2014 0:18

Why would you leave a glass of milk on your bedside table for a week?! Super gross.

codec 15

Tuesday 23 December 2014 17:50

oh yuck, I'm sorry to hear that. what I always do is have seven glasses of milk on my night table, one for each day. then I fill one up everyday and then drink it on the same day of the week next week. so I never have to accidentally drink fresh milk. sorry that you drank disgusting fresh milk, OP.