By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

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feldco1 17

Good thing it's only been a couple months and not a couple years. Time to dump that bitch OP.

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xkncas 8

Leave her. If you're wanting sex, you shouldn't want it with a **** like her.

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FML_14u2c 14

That song that goes "Hey... Hoe... Hey... Hoe..." seems appropriate.

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

You might want to scale her back to booty call if not drop her altogether. She's a few dates shy of an awkward of an STD call.

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martinfml 8

You should've taken the next step, but it's not too late. You can still try and have sex with her..

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Vinnie500 14

REALLY?!? How the hell are all you bleeding hearts giving this a FML? He even said in the post that it was a YDI. He said his "girlfriend" NOT his "ex-girlfriend". If he is that lonely that he will stay with someone who cheats on him, he deserves it.

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fml0505 22

Her name wouldn't happen to be Jaia would it?

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