By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

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feldco1 17

Good thing it's only been a couple months and not a couple years. Time to dump that bitch OP.

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journeytotheend 16

Don't hit it just quit it... Maybe grab a blowy on your way out

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RedPillSucks 31

Did she just graduate from Veterinary school?

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xkncas 8

Lol, I wondered the same thing based on the other FML. XP

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chrissy2 28

At first I was like YAY! and then I was like ohhhh.....

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babeababe 16

Just be like "it's ok baby" have sex with her (make sure you use a condom. You don't know what kind of things she could have) and then dump her.

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love_me_electric 20

Condoms won't protect you from genital warts or herpes, and neither are curable. Why take that chance?

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BobbieH 19

Maybe after you two are not together anymore you'll be the one getting some! Make sure bag it or you may burn it!

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Bakarra 22

Carnivore* she eats alot of meat, ALOT.

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mattuti 8

She's a keeper.. just don't go for anything serious, keep her around to prevent dry spells

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