Love, Intimacy, Sex and Awkward: News to me

News to me

By Liav - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I took my "girlfriend" to a nice restaurant to celebrate our first month anniversary, only to find out she didn't even know we're dating, but only "friends who have sex sometimes." FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 203

You deserved it 1 902

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By anonymous - 06/09/2016 03:05 - United States - Monroe

Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML

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By anonymous - 23/01/2012 15:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me we've just been fuck buddies for the entire year we've been "together." This wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't working up the courage to propose to her on our anniversary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 024

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By K.S.S. - 17/04/2016 02:24 - United States - Rushville

Today, when I tried to break up with my girlfriend of 2 years, she had no idea we were even dating. She thought of all the movies, dinners, and "sleepovers" I had with her was because we were such great friends. FML

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By turriblebday - 17/12/2009 15:35 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 63 503

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By ohno - 14/09/2010 23:30 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of 3 years out to where we had our first date. I proposed to her. She breaks down in tears as she tells me she's been sleeping with her co-worker for the past year. FML

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By sadman - 05/02/2011 07:16 - United States

Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By takeshi - 05/08/2018 20:30

Today, I took my girlfriend to a restaurant we both like. By the end of the date, we were fighting and she angrily broke up with me. To make things worse, I got food poisoning. She didn't. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2015 17:10 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be romantic to take me to a strip club for our 1-year anniversary. FML

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tj4234 35

Monday 23 January 2017 12:04

First month anniversary? Is that a thing now? An anniversary is yearly.

nonsensical 26

Tuesday 17 January 2017 18:05

You've got to make things clear!! Have the talk!

Comments

nonsensical 26

Tuesday 17 January 2017 18:05

You've got to make things clear!! Have the talk!

tj4234 35

Monday 23 January 2017 12:04

First month anniversary? Is that a thing now? An anniversary is yearly.

Tropicz 0

Monday 23 January 2017 14:09

pretty much...some people call it monthsary..

tj4234 35

Monday 23 January 2017 14:21

Pfft, millennials,

tibtak 20

Monday 23 January 2017 16:00

If it were a thing it should be called monversary or something since " ani " stands for " year "

Stxsyh 30

Monday 23 January 2017 19:56

Sadly, yes it is a thing. They call it monthsary, lmao :D

Axelgirl 30

Tuesday 24 January 2017 0:20

In Italian somebody says "mesiversario" (like anniversario) but is not a real word.

Mauskau 35

Tuesday 24 January 2017 9:33

In a way, it's a good thing they tried to celebrate now rather than in 11 months.

sasquatchius 3

Monday 23 January 2017 12:23

This is why you always ask them if they want to be your girl/boyfriend; to make it all official and clear.

xx000o 27

Monday 23 January 2017 12:30

Whatever it is, it's better than just friends without sex.

Fireant_man 6

Monday 23 January 2017 12:45

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jbuckets_404 38

Monday 23 January 2017 13:04

OP: At least you got sex! ;-)

Soninuva 41

Monday 23 January 2017 13:18

I know that some things may seem obvious, but different people draw different conclusions. Whenever any sort of change in relationship is initiated, communication is key to ensure that all parties are on the exact same page, and not just assuming they are.