By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML
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HowieDoIt 21

2 months? Santa can make it around to every house in one night. She's got some catching up to do.

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feldco1 17

Good thing it's only been a couple months and not a couple years. Time to dump that bitch OP.

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djinnyf 12

Don't refer to her as your girlfriend anymore!! xx

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plagiarismo 16

I would brag if I were you. You're probably the only clean guy in the city!

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UnderClouds 2

I've been there too, man. It sucks. Time to move on~

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josieposie89 2

that's your fault. if your chick isn't ******* you you're doing something wrong. be spontaneous, **** her up against a wall when she least expects it. be aggressive. chicks love that shit. stop being a ******* Pansy ass.

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xgetxbentx 13

I hope she is now your ex girlfriend. Fyl dude, but be glad she wasn't having sex with you, she probably has diseases that you want no part of.

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FC3sInfiniIII 12

Stinks to be you. If it had been me. I will had teared it up on the first night. I love sex 24/7

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