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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:52 - United States

Today, I learned what it felt like to get shot in the nuts by an airsoft gun. Thank you, Mom. FML

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By Notre_Dame_714 - 08/04/2015 21:17 - United States

Today, I went to the gun range for a birthday and got shot in the foot by my mom. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2011 05:12

Today, I learned what a nail gun shooting my leg feels like. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By sore - 21/10/2009 08:27 - Australia

Today, I was paintballing when I got shot in the stomach and winded. As I was gasping for breath on the ground, someone came up and shot me point blank in my crotch. FML

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Today, while playing paintball, a shot ricocheted off a wall and slammed into my nuts. I told the other team I was out and tried to run out of the field, but as I was jogging to the door I was hit again in the balls. My friend saw this and dropped his gun, laughing. It hit me too. FML

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By Drizztreri - 05/03/2014 00:09 - United States - Imperial

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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Falling down

By Ouch - 26/06/2021 11:01 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels like when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot, landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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Mommy's favorite flower

By Ouch - 10/10/2019 02:00 - Serbia

Today, I learned how it feels when you fall off a second floor balcony with mom's flower pot then landing on your back. My mom got pissed because of her beloved flowers, and gave me a lecture while I rolled on the ground in pain. FML

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Thursday 1 September 2011 16:19

Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?

unfortunate_13 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 16:10

can you say that again? i didn't hear you

Comments

SL33PY_13 4

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:30

haha dumb ass why did I let do that

FarSide 22

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:30

Learn.... to.... think.... better.... ? Going into the Marines was probably an excellent career choice for you sir.

k1ngd1ck 0

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:51

Man down!!!

lmaoatall 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:52

Fyl for being raised by ma barker! Make her proud, shoot back

fajitachan 6

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:54

Lol sucks to be you.

serey2310 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:57

That was probably her revenge for your exit. xoxox

jazzybaby179 22

Thursday 1 September 2011 17:57

Oh no she shot the baby maker!!

ACrabEntered 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:00

I bet your mom is your hero!

OfficeNinja 5

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:04

your mom must be an excellent shot to hit such a small target

mistersheezy 7

Thursday 1 September 2011 18:05

Did momma make it all better?

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