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How did she ever manage to hit such a small target? Beginner's luck?
Wear a cup...
Yea, the op probably could not predict the future, so no cup when his rambo mom shot him.
I feel your pain. Except I got shot in the nuts with a paint ball gun.
Paintball guns don't hurt as much because the ball is bigger so the force is distributed in a larger area where as the airsofts bb's have a smaller surface area so it's a more focused pain.
Paintballs are heavier, so hit harder, even though they go much slower than a typical BB (though still about 70 feet per second). Getting shot in the nuts with either would be very painful but the paintball would hit a LOT harder.
Oh my. I play airsoft and was shot from 20 feet with a L96 that had 550 FPS. it hurt. But I feel you pain. FYL
After weeks of hunting, the final moment of truth has arrived. This the the showdown between the female hunter and the rodent. Using infrared scopes the hunter seeks out the heat signatures. Slowly her head raises from the camouflaged camp, In her hand was a top of the range .20 p90 airsoft submachine gun. She takes a deep breath, dug her feet into the ground to check the recoil... The rodent seemed to have stopped in between 2 red circular sacks... The hunter, careless in her excitement, loudly cocks the gun. The rodent, with all of its years of experience in the wild, leaps to safety, and not a moment too soon, feeling the 1st volley of bullets whiz past it's tail...
Seriously, I think this should be on that new hit show, OW, MY BALLS
Idiocracy.I love that movie.
it was probably just a spring pistol from dicks or walmart, if it was an aeg or gg then i hope you watch your corners and wear a cup.
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Oh Mom, do you not want grandkids?
can you say that again? i didn't hear you