By memphis201 - 26/07/2012 17:20 - United States - Lexington

Today, I learned why one should never insert a tampon after squeezing lemons. FML
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memphis201 14

Just for clarification, I always wash my hands before I use a tampon, but in this case it was an emergency, if you get what I mean by that. I also didn't have the kind that uses an applicator available so I had to actually put my hands up there for the tampon to function properly.

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KiiwiiRox 6

Don't you wash your hands? I believe that's how you can get infections with dirty hands...

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SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Lemon party?

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shaggan 6

Try after shave on your balls you'll quit complaining lol. But lemons burn something fierce so it's funny. Go have a shower and wash the lemonade from your lips you'll be fine lol. Oo shit I'm sry I had to.

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dpfox 2

Gives a new meaning to the term "sour-puss"

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KingCeltic77 18

Don't be such a sour puss-y.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

So you were inserting something into your ****** and didn't wash your hands first?

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

Which makes me wonder: if you don't even wash your hands before doing bathroom stuff then I bet you don't wash your hands before cooking. Do you even wash after tampons, peeing, or pooping? Which makes you disgusting. Learn basic hygiene.

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memphis201 14

I normally do but it was an emergency, if you know what I mean by that. Learn basic respect.

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Squeaky_Tomato 14

I have respect. I just find that you don't wash your hands to be disgusting. Reminds me why I hate eating food other people cook or touch. Who knows if they are like you and never wash up. Ew.

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JazzyByProxy 14

Anyone drop a "We need more Lemon Pledge." joke yet?

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whoopyouupsideyo 0

Nothing like the smell of being lemon fresh!

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pappuyarr 1

Why would you squeeze lemon in ur pussy? There are yeast infection medication available u know, & was tampon able to keep lemon juice inside?

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tisvana20 6

You see, that is why I use pads. I can't accidentally maim my downstairs with chemicals. That and I've never seen a tampon in my entire life. At least they weren't incendiary lemons. That's all I can say.

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