By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

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Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML
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Beastz0r 7

Maybe you should guide him rather than faking an ****** which is lame. It would be the best option for both of you.

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spitfire35 3

if it's his first time too, give him a break!

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MrPresidentBoss1 0

why don't you quit complaining because he tried to do something he thought you would like and return the favor.

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Twitch04 0

Tell him how to do it then, don't fake it. Never fake it. You're just lying to him, then. You should never lie. Guide him. Help him. Cut the guy some slack. Poor guy.

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t_a_b4 0

obvioulsy hes not good, and dont fake thats just terrible help him out a lil.

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nija666 0

next time you should tell him to stick it in your ass and see if you can fake a response then, bitch!

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quelbaby 0

For those who think like the person two comments above me, that she should tell him to 'stick it on her ass and try to fake it' are idiots, it would be just as easy to fake it then as when getting fingered

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MangeMoi_fml 0

tiffanyheart.. XD

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omghehehe 0

I see, he has the confused Finger F*cking Syndrome (LOL). 15 minutes? Geez, poor ******. You must be tolerant. It would probably work out better for you, if he learned the "come here" motion instead. Then, you will want to give him all the sandwiches his heart desires ;)

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