By sirphilmckraken - 08/08/2014 17:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I let my coworker use my PC during lunch, because his was having problems. A few hours later, my boss called me into his office and gave me hell for apparently looking at furry porn during lunch break. He won't believe my explanation. For fuck's sake, Dave. FML
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OP here! I have yet to find a good way to get the tosser back for this so all suggestions welcome, ideally ones that my boss will not give me more shit for. Thats all I need on top of this! FYI, I did have a go at him but he shrugged it off and denied it. For ****'s sake Dave.

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Top comments

rien151 19

Plug a wireless mouse into the back of his computer. jostle it occasionally so he thinks his mouse is on the Fritz. Slowly add pennies to his desk phone every night till it's really heavy then take them all out and watch him hit himself in the face. shift everything in his office/cubicle to the left a few inches and watch him go nuts trying to figure out what's wrong. Crush up melatonin into his coffee so instead of getting a caffeine jump his body tries to put him to sleep. (melatonin is a natural body produced sleep aid you can buy at any Walgreens)

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eksyneet 23

find out what TV series he's currently watching and viciously spoil everything.

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Comments

texaskitty86 25

Welcome to Internet you poor sheltered soul. I'll answer half your question, and you should be able to extrapolate the rest. A furry is someone who believes they are actually an animal soul in a human body, or some one who just really wants to BE an animal, so they dress up in full body animal costumes.

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nevereyes 31

Furries don't believe they have an animal soul. Your thinking of therians. Also very few furries actually have fursuits

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lina21 12

So....we hear it at least once a day at work not to leave your computer unlocked, let others use your computer unsupervised, etc. Dave is a perfect example of why

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chaseb95 12

Seems like a furry nice cow worker

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Furry rental put in his area there you go

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SuchDogeManyWows 8

God dammit Dave, we've been over this!

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