By anonymous - 09/05/2013 00:07 - United States - Casper

Today, I let my dad put my dollar in the slot machine for me because I'm not old enough to gamble. I won $200 but he kept it because he "put the dollar in the slot machine." FML
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vencku 13

He should at least give you your dollar back. Sorry OP, some people just happen to be pricks.

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

break a window & tell him to fix it with your $200

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buddy51 23

OP- your daddy sounds like a Tea Party Repugnican! I'd say (in an Antoine Dodson voice) hide yo money, hide yo kids, yo daddy's a douchewad fo shore!

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MrsAlexander83 10

Oh that sucks! I would totally give that to my kids! Your dad must be a real jerk!

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DCHCA 1

He isn't being fair as it should be yours....was YOUR dollar.....sheesh what an ASS

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firefly319 7

Buy something you know your entire family will enjoy. When he gets ready to get whatever tell him sorry it was your bill. (While I know this could end negatively, it would be fun for even just one second... sometimes that's just enough time to enjoy it) I'm not a therapist but I would enjoy the moment. GL on whatever you do OP. him doing that was complete shit.

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raspberryboo 10

I'd have stole it from him

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herf23 3

He should have at least split it with you! Or you get 60% and he get%

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dragon79 0

I've had this happen before. I said 'Dad, it's either the $200 or "you" can buy me that $700 piece of equipment to chill my computers processor. By you, I mean your credit card.' I've never seen money handed over that quickly. Rofl

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Xotoolyxo 16

Bargain with him! Ask him for half or blackmail him with all the secrets he's made you keep

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