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By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff

Today, I was promptly told to lose weight today by my computer desk when it broke under the weight of my leg. FML

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Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:22

why? who else reads it?

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:36

she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.

Comments

GoArmy6624 7

Wednesday 27 April 2011 18:36

hahahahaha fatty

KrazyForYourLuv 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 20:57

well now, that's a fail...

minniemouse61 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:28

FYL haha tht couldn't get much worse!!

mouse1 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 1:41

stupid fat bitch

9hunterp 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 2:17

how could you..now the diary will hat you forever. boo freaking who no reads your diary but you!!

FlaGuy21 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 6:39

But can your big ass fool a diary? I think not.

zombiegurl101 4

Thursday 28 April 2011 8:00

... o.O

sinningkitten 2

Thursday 28 April 2011 11:33

ROTFLMFAO!

Vaesive 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:43

Dear diary, I'm a lying loser who lures to you and then feels my life sucks and posts it on fml. Fml

Vaesive 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 17:45

Anyone else read it like this: "Dear diary, I'm a loser who lies to you, thinks my life sucks and then posts it on fml. Fml"

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