By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML
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shithappens2memo 0

why? who else reads it?

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.

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FunwithBumperCar 0

You're only lying to yourself.

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fuzz97 23

MAN THE HARPOONS! FATTY OFF THE PORT BOW!

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ReynshineCutting 10

That really sucks OP. Ignore all these assholes on here and if you do decide to try and lose weight (if you need to), good luck with it! Hopefully you don't have bad genetics that make it hard to lose like I do.

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awesomeman360 0

don't worry everyone hates their weight or the size of their stomach. but if you exercise once a day for 30min. you'll lose 20 pounds in a week. that's what I did. but you also need to eat healthy.

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stolencrackers 1

And then you told the most forgiving place on the internet. Smart.

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oh_your_god 15

and all this time, I thought I was the only one...

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SuperheroHope 0

god, who still has a diary?

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tworkman 2

Um, I do. So does my best friend. And OP, apparently.

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