Health: Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 26/04/2011 13:56 - United Kingdom

Today, I lied to my diary about my weight. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2019 00:01

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Top comments

shithappens2memo 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:22

why? who else reads it?

i_wuz_nver_here 31

Tuesday 26 April 2011 19:36

she's cheating on her diary with a sexy little journal.

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Livinia 11

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:15

You can either keep on lying about it or you can actually get of your fat ass and start exercising and eating healthily.

mollieOdare 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:19

What if OP is too skinny? It said nowhere in the post that she was overweight. Maybe she needs to GAIN weight. She could be insecure about being too thin. But don't assume. It makes you look like an ass.

tweetbaby14 18

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:52

73, I've never heard of a thin person ever complaining about being too thin. don't assume it makes you look like an ass( sound familiar?).

justsomgirl 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 21:16

73 wasn't assuming. she made a valid point and gave an alternative possibility. you failed at putting her down. well done.

dustinkershaw 0

Friday 29 April 2011 21:04

What an ass.

notbanned69 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:18

You lied to us too. That's not a diary. It's fiction.

fmltiligothigh 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:22

you're only lying to yourself, and if you have a weight problem you should do something besides lie about it.

chanma 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:23

oh no  your diary is gonna be mad at you

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:23

The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:23

The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:23

The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.

CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:23

The diary will be pissed when it finds out you lied.

IrishSoulja 4

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:24

And today was the day that i was thinking of the fml where someone lied to their treadmill about their weight, coincedince?

FreebirdIII 1

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:28

Don't worry, it still believes you actually did have sex that one time.

drewgreenan 0

Tuesday 26 April 2011 20:59

I like this^ just so you know I like to have sex too!!! hahaha

alex1432 9

Tuesday 26 April 2011 21:35

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