Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped...

By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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Cars these days…

By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:48

your car just trolled you hard.

Darklord53 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:47

Dumbass....smh

Comments

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:23

Attention to detail! as we say in the navy.

vantheman169 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 3:38

Shut up booter!

as3guy 0

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:14

Agreed. STFU airman.

FrankHotpants 31

Thursday 29 December 2011 5:23

That's funny, because last time i checked I worked on the base as an instructor teaching recruits...idiot

as3guy 0

Saturday 31 December 2011 2:07

Oh... In that case your still a ******.

majorasshole 4

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:24

Are you a blonde by any chance?

22jrdn55 15

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:56

No, she's just human.

Ash0 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:27

I love the fact that the guy was using a wire hanger to unlock your door..

Juju123187 2

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:28

I still don't see how people constantly lock their keys in their car. Knock on wood, but I never have and maybe I just have good luck, or I'm smart enough to remember where my keys are all the time.

Ash0 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:05

Ditto.

Angelrose2004 17

Wednesday 28 December 2011 19:28

This reminds me of the blonde joke about the woman who calls onstar, cuz she locked herself inside the car!.. On the bright side of things, at least it was an easy fix :