Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped...

By GeriGeriBoBeri - 28/12/2011 08:59 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car at a gas station. A man stopped to help me with a wire hanger. After about 20 min in the freezing weather, he was getting close to unlocking it when I looked over at the passenger door to see that it was unlocked. All the doors were unlocked but the driver's side. FML

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By .... - 17/04/2009 16:49 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the driver's side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. After looking for the spare key for hours, we called our insurance company, who then sent a "locksmith" with a wedge and a bar to open my car. All he did was break the driver and passenger doorhandles. My stuff is still inside. FML

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By Dani - 12/01/2010 21:51 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car and called AAA. He got out to take a look at my car, and he locked himself out of his own car with his tools inside. It took us 40 minutes with a screwdriver and stick to unlock his car and 40 seconds to unlock mine after. Nine hours later, I found my extra key. FML

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Whoomp whoomp

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, I stopped by the gas station. As I was filling up I noticed a cute guy at the pump next to me. When I was done, I gave him a wink before opening my car door. It was locked. I had to call my Dad to bring my spare keys. The guy was laughing the whole time as I waited for my Dad to show up. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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Cars these days…

By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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Help me, doofus!

By rabbitoncocaine - 20/04/2012 06:41 - Germany - Unterbreizbach

Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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flockz 19

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:48

your car just trolled you hard.

Darklord53 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 18:47

Dumbass....smh

Comments

Miouya 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:35

Smart

coolrandomjuju 9

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:48

That's smart

kimmi41509 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 21:49

Womp womp wompppppppp

howrude16 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:36

If I was the man helping you I would have slapped u upside the head for wasting my time... Dumbass

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:40

derp

Vekzzza 6

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:52

You didn't think to check the other doors?? Dumbass YDI - as for the guy helping you, FHL for helping an idiot.

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 22:53

Ahh, women drivers huh? :)

truehitman2010 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:25

look on the bright side. You didn't lock yourself in your car

Eternal94 10

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:32

Lol I feel bad for ya. My mom always forget her car key in the car too after she lock it . Now she have three car key just in case lol

shepdog123 0

Wednesday 28 December 2011 23:34

How was that the only door locked?

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