Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I...

By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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iAlissa 34

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:27

Your name cracked me up.

ComoEsJuan 24

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:30

You've made one 'key' mistake.

Comments

picante72 24

Tuesday 26 February 2013 4:59

Catch 22

vincelu09 11

Tuesday 26 February 2013 5:08

This situation runs through my mind every time I close the trunk

fksfsdhfsdfh 26

Tuesday 26 February 2013 5:19

Nice screenname! Lol!

pbonham 22

Tuesday 26 February 2013 6:15

Well damn

SuperDanielNL 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 8:30

That's why you give a spare set to someone you trust. My neighbour has one for instance.

Satoaoi 13

Tuesday 26 February 2013 9:39

that's just some real bad luck

BloodFaerie 21

Tuesday 26 February 2013 11:43

That is why I have a key hidden on my car somewhere so I can get into my car should I lock my keys in my car... after having messed up the sunroof on my last car having to break into it. And, it's a cheap key that only unlocks the doors, but doesn't start the engine.... yes, someone can hotwire it... but that kind of person might know how to pick a lock anyway and my car is a cheap POS that I'd be better off if they stole so I could get a new one, lol. AND my mom has another copy of my key just in case.