Transportation: Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I...

By burning balls of fuck this - 25/02/2013 22:30 - United States - Oakton

Today, I locked my keys in my truck. The good news is that I have a spare set in my house. The bad news is that my house key is on the same keyring as my locked-in truck key. FML

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You deserved it 9 725

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By LockedOut - 25/07/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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By Argh - 03/11/2013 20:18 - France - Saivres

Today, my car keys are in my house and my house keys are in my car, and I'm in neither. FML

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You deserved it 9 278

By Anonymous - 13/10/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I locked my keys in my car. My spare keys are 45 minutes away in my dorm room. My dorm room keys are attached to my car keys locked in my car. Security said they would let me in as long as I had my school ID. It's on my keychain. FML

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You deserved it 7 685

By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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You deserved it 25 775

By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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You deserved it 11 418

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting 3 hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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You deserved it 17 912

By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 419

You deserved it 26 402

iAlissa 34

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:27

Your name cracked me up.

ComoEsJuan 24

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:30

You've made one 'key' mistake.

Comments

sux4u121 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:32

That's when you smash a rock through the window and grand theft auto that shit out of there. I mean, who the hell has time to wait for somebody to help them out?

greenie213 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:35

Who the hell has money to replace a window every time they lock a key in their car?

FML_Whale 18

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:27

Bill Gates. But he can just use his other Lamborghini.

akiahara 14

Tuesday 26 February 2013 2:38

GTA, mothafucka!

rhysfucker 24

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:35

No outside garage door opener? No 'Hide-a-Key'? Zip tie a spare truck door key behind the front grill to the vertical support. Next time this happens you can reach up under the grill, twist the key...breaking the zip tie...viola!!

bfsd42 20

Tuesday 26 February 2013 22:26

Are you playing the viola? Or telling the op to get one?

shutupAnderson 7

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:37

Like a good neighbor Statefarm is there!

gracehi 31

Tuesday 26 February 2013 4:33

With a locksmith service! :D

maddygirl820 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:39

Best username ever

KY_Jelly 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:41

Now, which window do you want to break?

Panda_Shy_Haven 17

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:42

So they spare isn't in the house then?

SillyGirl4602 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 5:16

The spare key IS in his house. He just isn't able to get inside his house because the house key is locked in his car.

PenguinBitch 43

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:43

Easy, do the State Farm jingle and wish yourself inside your car.

Imhere4fml 24

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:13

Or the keys

yellowchocobo 21

Tuesday 26 February 2013 1:22

but the keys are in the car already

blubberfish 10

Tuesday 26 February 2013 7:17

I would not wish myself inside my keys. I can't imagine that being much fun

buddy51 23

Tuesday 26 February 2013 0:56

OP- Call the cops and they will come and open the truck for you! Or sometimes, mall security or parking garage folk have the tool to open the thing up without breaking a window, etc... Good luck!