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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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By jackjona - 16/12/2016 06:03 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, I closed the store on my own for the first time. As I was locking the front door, the key broke. Now half the key is stuck and the door is still unlocked. I have to stay until we open in the morning and I'm not getting paid for it. FML

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By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By ItWasHotAsBalls - 22/12/2016 00:56

Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

Oh, the irony.

kleider1 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

Call a locksmith? FYL

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leadman1989 15

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:35

Lockception!

Kalspike 22

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:40

Irony at its best, unlucky

knighthawk69 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:44

I Love you

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:45

if your a locksmith shouldn't you just be able to

daydreamer244 13

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:47

unlock your shop doors...?

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:48

Probably needs the tools in the shop.

ohSNAPyall 26

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:46

What, no key under the mat?

dmadsen33 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 21:50

awww, that's sad... gotta love that irony. Once my sister sat the house on fire while she was cooking. she's a chef...

Enslaved 36

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:07

That would be even funnier if she was married to a firefighter.(:

fadingfaith 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:39

Or if she was a firefighter.

karmicsamadi86 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:16

I love it!

hobojo69 23

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:38

What??? I'm confused! How does this happen???

_jacqui_ 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:58

It's called leaving your keys inside and locking yourself out.

aliadawn 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:06

I said almost that and got moderated. Seriously? Kinda strict policy. I've seen some very unbelievable fml's here. Eh

SouthernKiller 4

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:38

Did you really call another locksmith? Bet that was weird n awkward

_jacqui_ 7

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:56

That's embarrassing.

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