By 12345678 - 31/12/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML
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Starfire22 5

It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...

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Mattfail 0

YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...

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Ada360 0

FUCKATY FUCKATY ****! POOR U :(

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iranoutofnames 6

tell him you're sorry for throwing a brick through his windshield. js.

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Nate_d099 0

Ahhhahahahaha. HAH! im sorry but thats what ya get for expectin him to crawl back to you =P

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Perversive 0

YDI for thinking you're so good that someone who BROKE UP WITH YOU will take you back.

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idkweird 0

Wow. I guarantee that NONE of you would be ok with the situation if this happened to you. It's ****** up. AND maybe he has a pattern of crawling back. F your sister and F him. That's just plain disgusting

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Veritas143 0

or you could kill two birds with one stone and have them F eachother!...oh..wait..

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1800getalife 0

ex boyfriend-1. you. - 0

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nuchey 0

that sucks, maybe you should have warned your sister he was a manwhore

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nerdlover 0

Hey at least it wasn't him IMing to confess the guilt he felt about messing around with... your barely 18 brother :D Had that happen to me once.

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