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By 12345678 - 31/12/2009 08:01 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and saw that I had a message from my ex boyfriend. It's only been two weeks since we broke up and I assumed he sent me a message begging for me to take him back. He wanted to apologize for sleeping with my sister last night. FML

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By lmiller - 24/01/2010 03:29 - United States

Today, when I logged onto Facebook, I discovered a friend request from my ex who broke up with me and deleted me months ago. Upon adding her, I was taken to her profile where I saw dozens of status updates talking about how much she loves her new boyfriend, who she dumped me for. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 23:03 - United States

Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Move on, dude

By Sabrina - 03/09/2019 04:00 - Australia - Canberra

Today, looking on the internet, I came across my ex's Facebook page. Most of the posts were about me, and his profile picture was still of me and him. We broke up over a year ago. FML

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Sneaky

By soso - 13/05/2012 21:26 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML

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By Chels - 18/08/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, the ex I still have feelings for made a post on Facebook announcing her two month anniversary with her boyfriend. She broke up with me less than two weeks ago. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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Too little, too late

By nubbins - 26/01/2010 06:56 - Canada

Today, I got a message from my ex saying how sorry he was for everything he did. He also said that if he wasn't getting married and having a kid we could still be together. We broke up a year ago. FML

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Cheeky

By BALEIGHLOVE17 - 20/05/2011 05:46

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 06:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML

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Sussy

By Idek - 30/01/2015 16:27 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was scrolling through my Facebook newsfeed and I noticed my boyfriend had commented on a post. It said, "Tag the hottest girl you know". Yeah, he tagged his ex. FML

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Starfire22 5

Thursday 31 December 2009 15:56

It's sad that your ex was the one apologizing, not your own sister...

Mattfail 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 17:57

YDI for thinking he'd come crawling back to you...

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jessucka11 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:32

you deserve better. and seriously, people saying that your sister is "obvoiusly better" than you are dumb. because they don't even know either of you. and that's pretty shitty of your sister. and i'd get my hopes up too. it's natural. i'm pretty sure anyone would. i'm really sorry you had to go through that.

Pinaymix 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:34

What a douche, and so is your sister.

alex1432 9

Thursday 31 December 2009 20:57

owned!

kenleybunch 15

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:25

go to ifuckedyourmom.webs.com it's awesome

Erindub 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:34

At least you were broken up??? Sorry though. Still sucks

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:36

The day my sister sleeps with on of my ex's she will no longer be with the living.

HyperExecuter 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 21:48

you deserve it for ur assumption....

mtc4ever 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:00

I'd be pissed at my sister

Rebecca1993 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:08

Why would you assume that he was messaging you to beg for you to take him back? Guys that do that are pathetic losers most of the time, from my experiences. Anyways, YDI for assuming. Remember to ASSUME makes an ASS out of U and ME. Teehee (:

Jessarue 0

Thursday 31 December 2009 22:48

What kind of sister sleeps with her sister's ex? Unless she was unaware that you were dating, or you're REALLY not close. If that's the case, my deepest of apologies.