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By Anonymous - 20/09/2014 15:28 - Sweden - Kung?lv

Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML

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By justwantsomeillusionofjustice - 14/08/2017 07:00 - United States - Klamath Falls

Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML

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You deserved it 727

By insultedguy - 03/01/2011 17:28 - Netherlands

Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML

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Nostalgia

By Alex - 14/04/2022 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML

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You deserved it 146

Doesn't add up

By Anonymous - 17/12/2021 05:02

Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML

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You deserved it 214

By whatgoesaround - 15/08/2009 18:51 - United States

Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML

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You deserved it 56 404

By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 23:47 - United States - Irvine

Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML

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You deserved it 4 036

Creepypasta

By exiebestie - 26/04/2016 01:30 - Australia - Perth

Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML

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You deserved it 1 462

Are men OK?

By wtf bro?! - 07/05/2019 12:00

Today, I got a Facebook message from a guy from my old school. I didn’t remember him, but I replied anyway. When I checked my phone after work, I had 73 new messages that went from, “How have you been?” to, “Fuck you ugly cockteasing whore,” and ended with, “You better hope I don’t catch you!” FML

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You deserved it 191

By Ugly - 22/08/2013 23:40 - United States - Jerseyville

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

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You deserved it 3 514

Stolen valor

By Anonymous - 09/04/2020 08:00

Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML

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granCanyon 12

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:54

FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.

Peeves_fml 17

Saturday 20 September 2014 22:54

"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"

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1jordan1 11

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:00

It was the OP's childhood bully. I'm sure she's grown up since then.

dragonrider1959 18

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:03

Accidentally pressed YDI you don't deserve it. Sorry, sometimes reality is cruel to us

otumboo 10

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:04

just because shes beautiful and success doesn't mean she doesn't have anything shitty going on her life

pilusepi 10

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:10

YDI for caring.

nitrog100 21

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:27

You completely deserve it for wishing ill on someone you no longer even know. For all you know, she's made up for her youthful transgressions ten times over. Nobody wears envy well, OP. Living a good life is the best revenge; well, that and vandalism.

mangelon86 15

Sunday 21 September 2014 4:37

You never know. She could be miserable deep down inside.

YepThatsMeee 23

Sunday 21 September 2014 5:15

The best revenge you can get is to be happy and successful yourself. And if you were, you probably wouldn't have bothered to look her up.

clegg7c 17

Sunday 21 September 2014 5:23

I've found that everyone seems successful on Facebook. No matter how crappy their lives are. Also, no one it dumb enough to post ugly pictures of themselves on Facebook on purpose. She's probably as miserable as the rest of us. :)

Noreason89 6

Sunday 21 September 2014 5:54

Wish Ill on someone doesn't make you much better than they are

CaroAurelia 12

Sunday 21 September 2014 6:43

I'm sure her life sucks somehow. Or it did, or it will. Unless, of course, she saw the error of her ways and reformed after you knew her and her beauty and success are repayment for that. Which doesn't do much for you, but if that happened, it might be comfortable. Anyway, as someone who was either ignored or mocked in high school and hopes to become a gorgeous, successful author as payback, I give you this advice: Don't worry about her. Just worry about being gorgeous and successful yourself. Living well is the best revenge.

Thunderstruck14 30

Sunday 21 September 2014 12:14

That's not how things work. Being a bully as a child doesn't mean they'll grow up to be miserable. And getting bullied doesn't guarantee you success in the future.

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