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By Anonymous - 08/01/2014 04:21 - United States - Baltimore

Today, I lost a bet with my grandma, and now she's coming with me on my next date. FML

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By :( - 28/03/2014 20:25 - Sweden - Ume

Today, my grandma reduced me to a sobbing wreck in two short sentences, just to win a bet against my mum. FML

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By my cheese grater + your dick - 17/01/2014 17:35 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, my grandma said, "I know you don't have any plans tonight. Do you want to go to bingo with me?" I said sure out of pity, and ended up being her designated driver after she got wasted later in the evening. FML

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By dasteve - 29/11/2011 05:45 - United States

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

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By Lovers lost... - 24/03/2018 19:00

Today, my crush won the bet that I made with him yesterday. The bet? That he couldn't land a date by the end of the day. Not only am I down $10, but a possible boyfriend too. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2014 21:02 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, four days after making a $100 bet with my balding, pedo-stache wearing dad over who could get a girlfriend first, he came home and introduced me to his new girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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You deserved it 4 305

By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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By lady_jeni - 09/07/2009 07:29 - United States

Today, I went to see my grandmother. She has alzheimers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal my grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

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You deserved it 3 237

By carebear1228 - 01/07/2014 17:31 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML

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You deserved it 4 783

By ... - 29/12/2010 15:24

Today, my girlfriend told me that her parents have a bet going on when we are going to break up. FML

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You deserved it 3 393

tackblog 14

Wednesday 8 January 2014 11:33

I don't say this much, but hopefully, she has memory loss.

Ashamed_Sister 60

Wednesday 8 January 2014 11:40

Make it a double date. And please explain what happened.

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Loveyou6611 20

Saturday 11 January 2014 6:37

Don't mess with the elderly.

saffy66 34

Saturday 11 January 2014 16:02

There's an easy fix. Take your date to a theme park with lots if scary rides, then to a bar, & finish up at a rave or nightclub. Or at least tell grandma that's the plan.

tkhenslee 3

Sunday 12 January 2014 1:31

Didn't quite think that through, did you...

Perfectly_Made 4

Wednesday 15 January 2014 0:20

They are wiser than us...

sarahlar 1

Saturday 1 February 2014 1:01

take a friend she's never met and tell your her that its a date!

SunTzuSamuel 7

Saturday 1 February 2014 2:12

What was the bet?

Artures_way1 23

Sunday 15 June 2014 3:50

Go with a friend.

SassyOkie 9

Thursday 11 September 2014 0:09

This is downright one of the funniest posts I've seen on here

truestoncer 14

Tuesday 13 January 2015 16:29

Just go on a date with someone horrible that you'll never see again

bosniangirl27 21

Tuesday 18 August 2015 21:46

Go on a pretend date with someone

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