Money: Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone...

By Anonymous - 22/04/2009 00:17 - Canada

Today, I lost my $100 in cash that I had to use to pay my phone bill. As a result, my phone got cut off and I missed an important call for an apartment that I was looking at. When I went to work, I heard my boss saying how lucky she was to find $100 in cash. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2023 22:00

Today, I woke up with severe back pain and about $100 missing from my paycheck. FML

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By xxteenhearts - 29/05/2009 00:13 - United States

Today, I seemingly misplaced my cell phone but didn't have time to look for it before work. This evening, my cell phone company calls me to tell me I have six hundred dollars worth of calls to El Salvador that I have to pay for. My cell phone was not misplaced, it was stolen. FML

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By sdauner - 01/03/2010 21:55 - United States

Today, I found a $100 bill on the ground and was thinking, "I'm so lucky!!" I opened my wallet to find that $300 was missing. I looked back and saw some guy picking up $300. FML

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By rawr - 30/10/2019 18:00

Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 21:27 - Canada

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She picked up a hundred dollars on the floor that somebody dropped. I told her, "I feel sorry for the retard who dropped the money." When I got home, I checked my purse and realized that I was missing a hundred dollars. FML

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By Scarlet - 09/08/2016 18:01

Today, after calling my bank to see where my paycheck was, and waiting on hold for my entire lunch break, my boss told me she forgot to submit my deposit. I was relying on that money to pay for lunch today as I used all I had for bills. Looks like I eat tomorrow. FML

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By Patrick - 29/10/2020 03:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Couva

Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML

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By horniness - 10/10/2009 16:30 - Hong Kong

Today, I was in a bad mood after being stuck in traffic for 2 hours and late for work. I was walking to my building when I saw a 100 dollar note flying my way. A man called after me for it, but being selfish I took the note in my pocket as a little reward. That man was my boss. Yes, I'm fired. FML

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By suzyyy - 23/02/2011 09:18 - Netherlands

Today, I had to sell my phone to pay for the phone bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2016 15:54 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I got let go from my job, because my personal cell phone doesn't always have signal, so I missed an important call from work. My contract specifically said I'd get a work phone, which never happened. FML

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d347hm4n 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:44

Unlucky mate, and the boss will never believe you either >.

piderman13 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 10:04

yea umm... YDI for not taking better care of $100

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gstar_fml 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:10

#18 jboogie, yeah ah get that man, fair enough, I do get the feeling that the FML is bs though, why would you be carrying 100dollars in cash loose, why wouldn't it be in wallet or money clip or purse and kept safe. It just doesn't make sense tbh.

prettyxdemented 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:18

Wtf kind of boss just finds $100 at work and doesn't report it as lost? FYL.

prettyxdemented 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 21:20

Also #27 it may not be BS... all FMLs have to start with "today." OP may have lost the $100 a few days ago and just now had the phone cut off.

soulonfire928 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 23:25

Wow #2 way to go. Try and post first in a completely different language to be cool and still fail.

APit 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 1:08

ydi if u didnt say anything!!!!

cd5love96 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 7:33

$100 phone bill is not a rare thing people. I have 2 iPhones and I pay $160 a month. No I'm not rich but I pay all my bills on time and DONT pay your cell phone bill with cash nifnard.