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I just don't understand how people can be such dicks. I could never let myself steal a phone someone lost...
Finders keepers; losers weepers...unless you got gps tracking which most phones have. I know if you have geeksquad they will track & get it back for you.
Call the police instead of posting an FML about it
What goes around, comes around. Trust me I'm the pot calling the kettle black.
Track the phone
People are just the biggest ***** this is why I hate humanity
An old female friend of mine had something similar happen. At a party one night there was a huge brawl between her friends where a guy ended up punching her in the face and stealing her bag. Her phone was in the bag so she called it the next day. A guy answered so she pleaded for her stuff back. His response was nothing other than "Okay. Let me **** you and you'll get it back." Needless to say, she didn't get her stuff back.
Still better than getting into a shouting match with a huge woman about the phone you just left in the bathroom stall she just came out of and the one with the exact same case that she now claims is hers. true story. really wish it wasn't.
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Track your number, since this guy is obviously too dumb to turn the thing off.
Just shut off the phone. Then, he can't use it.