By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30

But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

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Welshite 39

My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

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Aegimus 5

... which is why we get to /know/ eachother before we have sex. -.-

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emirie 21

Where does it say that OP didn't know the other person very well? For all you know they could've known each other or been together for years.

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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently not well enough for him to care not to smash her face into the ground while he's getting his.

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phoenix72 9

V-card? Seriously? If you're not mature enough to call it what it is, and not comfortable enough with your boyfriend to tell him to stop pushing your face into a carpet then maybe you are not ready for sex. It should be fun, not painful.

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murdersquirrel 15

what she chooses to call it is entirely irrelevant. she probably wrote v-card to not be redundant. the second part I agree with.

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mikbrooke 25

#34 - you realise the first sentence is 'i lost my VIRGINITY', right? so clearly they have no problem with using that word.

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stargirl_95 24

She might have used v-card because she was running out of characters. She did say virginity before so clearly she is comfortable with using the word.

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mizzdavis 8

Yikes, your first time was doggy-style? That sounds like it sucked. Sorry, OP.

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Melix 31

You deserved it. Your poor sister. Next time try your own room >_>

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siggy_mcsigx 22

I know a guy who guy took a girl's virginity in a one-night-stand in his bed, and little did either of them know, his housemates had put cheese in his pillowcase...it had been there a week... So at least your face wasn't being smushed into a funky moldy stinky cheese pillow.

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siggy_mcsigx 22

In all seriousness though, I hope you are able to speak up for yourself if you're not comfortable in the future. He sounds like a rough, impatient idiot douchebag...be careful OP. But it does get better! I'd say it'll get loads better if it's with a guy who is gentle and caring :)

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Km1490 20

next time do it on a bed.. or somewhere else you dont get burned

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bluemidnight 9

Congratulations on losing your virginity. I hope it was worth having your face smashed into the carpet. He sounds like a real romantic.

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