By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30

But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

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Welshite 39

My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

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kellyem2 20

I know it seems weird your first time, but definitely speak up next time if you're getting hurt. You can always suggest something you would like better instead of being negative if you don't want to kill the mood.

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vip3r20 8

No one has taken into account that this could have been a guy yet. I mean c'mon, rug burn on the face? Must've been goon through the back door then lmao

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JeWbOy101 11

Your right.. I never heard of why a girl and a guy may be having sex with her face the other way and bent over... Hmm maybe that song refers to it.... Oh wait isn't it called something like.. Doggy-style ..

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Tessa_11 19

Why would you do it in your step sister's room and not your own??

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stardustjunkie 12

I'm trying to imagine a legitimate scenario that would lead you in to your step sisters room to have sex. Surely your own bedroom wasn't that much further away?

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Alexeon 9

What was stopping you from using your own bed in your own room?

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kaytasha 18

That sounds really painful, you should have spoken up if it was uncomfortable

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woiz 11

where was ur self respect ? just should have told him stop !! if u don't respect ur sis at least u should respect ur self

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panthergirl04 3

Carpet muncher much?

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