By guyssuck - 26/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Yellowknife

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
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jem970 19

He should be a good husband and take care of you.

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tacojauns 45

Well on the plus side when your kid grows up and ask what that is (vibrator) you can honestly say a back massager

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ljd 2

Don't have anymore children cuz it only gets worse

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stillnotaredhead 10

My hubby never did anything for me either. He would just say to stop complaining because I was the one that wanted to be pregnant so I have no right to complain about it.

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HowieDoIt 21

Really? Commenting the same thing twice, but once as a thread jack?

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MissMess 12

Yeah, I never got any of that lovey dovey you're carrying my child so I'll do anything for you shit either. No back rubs, no long baths, no Chinese food at three am. Tv lied to me about pregnancy!

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kingoirish 4

should have used the vibrator instead of getting knocked up by an asshole

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jiraii 9

if your husband keeps that up, that won't be the only thing you will be using the vibrator for

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sweetbabysweet93 10

Awh :( I remember the pregnancy back pain. Once you meet your baby it's all worth it

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adam_night 9

That's ingenuity, way to go Ms Mcgyver

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blackvyper 8

You should have thought about that 8 months ago.

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akiahara 14

I hope he mans up for you and his child.

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metmimo 8

Sounds like the majority of guys, including my own. Irresponsible to the extreme. Good luck with your babies, big and small

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toaster012 17

Desperate times comes from desperate measures...

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