By guyssuck - 26/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Yellowknife

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
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jem970 19

He should be a good husband and take care of you.

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tacojauns 45

Well on the plus side when your kid grows up and ask what that is (vibrator) you can honestly say a back massager

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GamerMom392 19

If you're married, what do you need a vibrator for? You're the woman in the equation: you can get REAL sex any time. Maybe he feels replaced, or maybe he is just an asshole.

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kenjenkei 32

Dear Gamermom, Vibrators are for everyone, in a relationship or not. They are not a replacement, and are only looked upon as such by the terminally insecure, because they are, in fact, awesome at any time, especially in conjunction with a sexual partner. Love, girl in a relationship with a vibrator.

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JustNatalie 8

I feel you :/ I'm not pregnant, but my back hurts sometimes and I beg my boyfriend for massage and he's like "sure!" But never does it. :( I try to massage myself the best I can, but it's still.. Wrong :( in emergencies I ask mum though

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tdawg91 17

Take his credit card and pay for a massage at a salon, easy!

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talicaroxi 25

Haha this made me smile. I've done this plenty of times while pregnant with my boys

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