Miscellaneous: Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an...

By guyssuck - 26/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Yellowknife

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2019 06:00 - New Zealand - Palmerston North

Today, after a 3-month dry spell because I am recovering after having a baby, I was finally in the mood to get intimate with my husband. Foreplay was great, the sex was great until my back gave out right as I was about to cum. I can't move without intense pain. I just wanted to orgasm! FML

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By booty backfire - 01/05/2014 17:31 - United States

Today, I hurt my back, and now I have to lie on my stomach for twenty minutes every hour so I can ice the pain. My boyfriend won't stop using my ass as bongo drums every time. FML

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By AnonWife - 22/01/2014 01:16 - United Kingdom - Scunthorpe

Today, my husband and I are sick. He keeps whining about how bad he feels. I'm just as sick, as well as 7 months pregnant. I've not only been taking care of his whiny ass: I've cooked, cleaned, and gone to the store several times because the tissues we had were too rough on his nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and I went to pee at 2 a.m., with the light off to avoid waking my husband. The wanker had left the seat up, so I fell right into the bowl and got stuck with my cheeks in the water because my belly wouldn’t let me get up. My useless sleeping husband couldn’t hear me yell for help. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2024 05:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I’m nine months pregnant and divorcing my husband. He’s been cheating for the past six months and blamed it on me for “lack of intimacy.” I’ve been hospitalized three times for this pregnancy thus far, so I'm sorry I’ve been sick growing a whole ass human! FML

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By ksztte - 27/02/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, the soon-to-be father of my baby told me he thinks I'm an extremely selfish person, and that I don't love him. His reasoning? I haven't given him a back rub in two weeks, sleep too much, and have a hormonal problem. Once again: I AM PREGNANT! FML

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By crazycatlady1890 - 02/05/2019 18:00 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I finished a full marathon and just wanted to relax and get pampered by my husband afterwards. Instead, I spent the evening taking care of him and his back because he had a spasm. Don't worry, he feels much better now. Meanwhile, I can’t move my legs. FML

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By preggers with probs - 03/09/2018 14:30

Today, I am 10 weeks pregnant and my husband says he needs time for himself. This apparently means he will be romancing and sleeping with other women so he can "relax". FML

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By Ouch - 18/01/2021 08:02

Today, I'm 3 days post-partum and my husband accidentally jabbed into my side while flopping onto the couch. FML

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jem970 19

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:54

He should be a good husband and take care of you.

tacojauns 45

Tuesday 26 February 2013 23:56

Well on the plus side when your kid grows up and ask what that is (vibrator) you can honestly say a back massager

Comments

jonnyscash 12

Wednesday 27 February 2013 21:36

Wait.. Did you clean it? How big is it? Are these things that she said?

Raum 19

Wednesday 27 February 2013 21:46

I don't see why so many people are giving OP a hard time. How can anyone be sure that there's "more to the story", or that OP's husband didn't want a baby? And why are so many people suggesting that OP should have just stuck with her vibrator 8 months ago (assuming those comments are serious)? Some men (not all, but some) really are just insensitive. It doesn't mean she necessarily did anything to deserve it. Even if she did, husbands should try to be a little more patient and understanding during pregnancy. As for the whole "did/didn't want a baby" debate...we have no way of knowing without more info, but regardless of whether he did or didn't want it, the fact is that it's coming and he has had more than enough time to come to terms with that. Someone mentioned that OP "deserves it" for "forcing a baby" on her husband. Are you suggesting that OP's husband (assuming he didn't want a baby) should have FORCED her to have an abortion? Her body, her rules. OP, I'm sorry. I hope your husband comes around.

SaySayGurl 10

Wednesday 27 February 2013 22:51

Your username is basically what i was meaning to say, OP.

ViviMage 38

Wednesday 27 February 2013 23:35

I went to a chiropractic office and saw pregnant women were common. Ask around. It may be under you insurance or $30 a pop. They do massages as well as adjustments. Also, try icy hot or tiger balm products. Ice packs and heating pads are friends!

siddin 6

Thursday 28 February 2013 3:10

why didn't you expand on the story? insensitive how? how many hours does he work a day and then how much do you want him to do for you? there is a lot more to it than simply saying someone is insensitive.

ClippersFan310 4

Thursday 28 February 2013 7:05

Your so called husband is a BUM.

Protagonist_ 9

Friday 1 March 2013 0:31

Sorry to say but your husband was probably already an insensitive person 9 months ago when you were just sleeping with him. moral of the story don't marry insensitive people if you don't like insensitive people.