By guyssuck - 26/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Yellowknife

Today, I'm 8 months pregnant with a horribly sore back and an insensitive husband. I'm so desperate for relief that I'm lying on the couch, using my vibrator to give myself a back massage. FML
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jem970 19

He should be a good husband and take care of you.

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tacojauns 45

Well on the plus side when your kid grows up and ask what that is (vibrator) you can honestly say a back massager

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Satoaoi 13

no sex for a year after the baby is born

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billyw02 5

In his defense, women are more irritable during pregnancy

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weller0060 5

You're pregnant with an insensitive husband? Gonna be hard to get him out of there for the whooping he deserves.

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cuponoodles34 10

pretty sure you've gotten more pleasure from that vibrator than your husband...

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mintstashinurtea 5

so get a new fuckn hubby and stop complaining on fml websites

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kspear2 12

If you used your vibrator the correct way in the first place you wouldn't have this problem:)

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jeff_757 5

When women withhold sex from husbands it is only the women who ends up not having sex. If you want to throw away your marriage and risk harming your children over this, go for it.

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honestjane 22

Oh yeah, because men just deserve sex whenever they want it wether the woman is up for it or not. Is that how you meant it? Because that's how it sounded, AssTard.

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Raum 19

91, Are you implying that women OWE their husbands sex? You're a creep. Go to hell.

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Jhtsosa 5

I hate to call foul on a pregnant woman, but there is definitely a second side to this story. Really? You have to use a vibrator for a back massage? Something tells me your hub is avoiding you for a reason.

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nognom 2

Who's the retard the insensitive one or the one who picked to be with the insensitive one and then thought a kid would help. Shame on you, your choices, and your need for sympathy after you made these choices.

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iwadasn 32

You're making a whole lot of assumptions there.

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cng903 1

Go buy yourself a Hitachi Magic Wand. It will take care of any pain you have!

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