Kids: Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little... - FML

By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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IndigoKitty 3

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:17

cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.

HoesInaBox 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o

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RIKANA 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:41

Don't worry it'll grow back:) RI

jobeaniee 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:50

sucks to be you, duude.

StingrayV 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 6:50

you could be bald because of cancer. suck it up and be happy. shit.

Frank155 5

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:00

lol how old are you the other days? :)

flyingkites123 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:21

haha guido.

comrade500 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:22

Tell you parents to ground the little sh*t

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Stiffilz 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:45

umm this isn't really that big of a deal. if u were a girl yeah but lots of teenage boys shave their heads so it's not really a problem. oh and u shouldve tried washing it out. quit ya bitchin YDI

Stiffilz 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:47

for all those saying YDI for using hair gel, what do u all do? or do u just let ur hair go natural leaving u look like dorks with bowl cuts??

me5 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 7:51

I'm laughing. So your brother and I think this is funny

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