Kids: Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little...

By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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By fuckmyhair - 16/04/2020 23:00

Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:17

cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.

HoesInaBox 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o

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fayecraft 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 6:26

Paint thinner Darling it removes teh glue. People get this prank used on them all the time an ur the only one I know of who cut thier hair off over it o.o;...

jjxbby5665 0

Friday 4 June 2010 3:46

hahahahahahahahahahahaha....hahahah..aha :) ok I'm dobe

Savie_Anna 0

Friday 25 June 2010 19:33

smooth. literally. :p

Playdoh95 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 18:15

who uses hairgel these days??

Inuyasha1770 0

Thursday 5 August 2010 8:04

you realize you can use glue as a hair gel right? it just lasts a lot longer

SpicyDuck 22

Thursday 12 August 2010 2:36

wash it out? my friend used glue when he ran out of hair gel...

rzbt21 0

Sunday 19 September 2010 3:35

good thing it's only today

tdwp964 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 6:34

Its called de-glue shampoo ? i use it all the time for my mohawk .cuz i use hair glue for my hair

yourallidiots13 0

Monday 17 January 2011 9:35

that's what you get for wearing gel

BrassKnucklez69 0

Friday 25 March 2011 7:25

if it was juss regular glue...yuhh culda juss washed it out??? punkers use glue all the tyme fer their hair and their not baldd

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