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By M95 - 03/03/2010 19:11 - Norway

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy who is bald. Why am I bald? My little brother thought it would be funny to put glue in my hair gel. FML

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By TimeForAHairCut - 08/06/2012 23:44 - United States - Eugene

Today, I was napping when my little brother cut off huge chunks of my hair. He thought it would turn me into the older brother he always wanted. He's 8. FML

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By baldygirl - 02/11/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my 7 year old brother decided that it would be fun to cut off my hair. I woke from a long nap after working the late shift, to about 15 inches of my long blonde hair all over my bed and floor. I now have bloody bald spots and really choppy hair about 3 inches long. He got away with it. FML

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Today, my brother thought it’d be a hilarious prank to put Super Glue in my hair extension glue. I didn’t notice until after the first couple of rows. FML

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By Blazouta - 11/11/2008 08:32 - France

Today, I'm 20 and I'm going bald. FML

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By finalfantasy - 21/06/2018 17:30 - United States - Aurora

Today, my brother thought it would be absolutely hilarious to replace my cold sore cream with superglue. FML

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By notquitejuliet - 04/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Gibsonia

Today, I decided I wanted to bleach my hair, so I asked my mother for help. Apparently, something went wrong, because clumps of my hair started falling out. Now I'm half blonde and half bald, and my mom is just laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2021 17:01 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I noticed several grey streaks in my hair while putting it in its usual combover. I'm only 18 years-old, and my hair was once one of my greatest sources of pride. FML

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By MJB - 02/04/2017 22:00

Today, as a 17-year-old, after having gone to the doctor to about some unusual hair loss, it turns out I simply have crappy genetics, and should expect to be fully bald within a year. FML

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By my dumb bro - 17/04/2013 16:13 - United States - Gillham

Today, I woke up to my brother chopping all my bangs off. When I yelled at him, he could only shout back, "You can see clearly now, the bangs are gone!" FML

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By Anonymous - 10/12/2010 21:59 - New Zealand

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

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Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:17

cheer up, could be worse, some 15 year olds are bald because they've got cancer.

HoesInaBox 0

Wednesday 3 March 2010 23:25

How much gel do you use that you had to shave your whole head? sheesh o_o

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brucesgirl 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:56

lol put hair removal In his shampoo lol

winterharte 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 3:59

First off, it's what you deserve for being a douche who wears hair gel. Second, so ******* what if your bald? Wear a beanie or a hat and quit with your QQ.

winger17 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:04

I'm 14 and I'm bald to cause I shave head right to the wood. stop being a pussy

chikiitaaa 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:14

that Stuff comes out with shampoo and water. u fail.

steffy13_fml 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:25

you could have washed it out..my ex used glue in his hair gel

ElMetalero 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:32

get revenge and put gel in his glue

Raiden353 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:37

YDI for using hair gel

Nomazlab 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:45

I'd be so pissed. I don't use gel but I have long heavy metal hair.

Olympian94 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 4:54

Ummmm...it's actually "you're fugly".

lotusflower007 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 5:05

total FAKE! I used to help a friend put glue in his hair to make his mowhalk. washes out

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