By Anonymous - 25/01/2014 01:29 - United States - Petaluma

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Today, I'm a 34 year old male who just got given the sex talk on my Facebook timeline by my senile mother. 5ML
I agree, your life sucks 52 571
You deserved it 5 762

Same thing different taste

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At least she still cares about your health.

Even senile, she has your best interest at heart :) I think that's sweet

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I think that is sweet, shows she cares about you.

akakennedy 16

"Who just got given the sex talk." Sounds like she needs to give you the Grammar talk!

Sorry to hear about your mom, but remember to always wrap it up!

I love that everyone's like 'why doesn't he just delete it!' A, how do you know he didn't delete it or hide it before he even posted this, and B, did it ever occur to anyone that maybe he doesn't want to hurt his mother's feelings, even if she is 'senile?'

cwbygmer 2

she may be senile but she can still facebook and cares about you.

Embarrassing but she cares. Could be worse though, you could be a 34 year old virgin.