Health: Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging...

By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2018 23:30

Today, I got home from work, took a shower, got ready for bed, and laid down right in cat piss. Now I'm shampooing the mattress and taking another shower just to sleep on the couch. FML

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By BadLuck - 27/10/2013 14:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

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By AccioBucket - 12/02/2021 11:02

Today, I'm banned from the only working bathroom in my house because my mother is cleansing for an upcoming colonoscopy. My options are either a bucket in the basement, or wetting myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2023 09:00 - Australia

Today, I started antibiotics for a UTI. Now, along with a burning sensation whenever I pee, I also need to try not to fall asleep, put up with the headaches, nausea, and lightheadedness from the tablets, all while working two jobs and being a parent. Six days to go. FML

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Saturday 3 November 2012 10:49

Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

kut17 11

Saturday 3 November 2012 11:01

Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

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PrincessPenelope_fml 9

Sunday 4 November 2012 8:36

That sounds horrible, hope you get well soon!

VoiceMail 12

Sunday 4 November 2012 13:36

Shout at family or friends to get you either those adult daipers or the incontinence pads. Dx Get well soon!

ebonyirony 29

Sunday 4 November 2012 23:43

I feel for you man.

Niamhhhh 10

Monday 5 November 2012 2:05

Well that sounds horrible would you not sit on the toilet with a bucket and go to sleep in the bath?

mrsmaglietta 6

Monday 5 November 2012 9:31

oh that sucks hope you feel better soon

tylerknight99 5

Wednesday 7 November 2012 3:55

Yet you can write this

tacojauns 45

Thursday 10 January 2013 17:30

why not just sit on the toilet?

greendau 3

Friday 18 April 2014 6:57

Yeah well imagine that having about 4 times a year. Guess what that's my life

klenorris 15

Monday 18 August 2014 9:09

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