By jdch_99 - 03/11/2012 05:34 - Canada - Kitchener

Today, I'm at home, sick with walking pneumonia and a raging UTI. Every time I cough, I piss myself. I'm now having to lie on a bath towel and garbage bags until the meds kick in. FML
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LovesSushi 25

Wait, you're not supposed to pee when you cough?

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kut17 11

Wow. You must be in a pissy mood.

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sierraleeannee 13

When I get uti's, I can't pee at all. Weird..get well soon OP!!

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underdose 9

Why dont you just get somone to pick you up some poise (there for older women with leakage problems but theyll work for this. If anyone is able too

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nachosbabygurl 9

u poor thing hope u feel beter soon

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KiddNYC1O 20

Drink cranberry juice!

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sugoine 12

Ever heard of poise or chucks??? Seriously...

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FacePalmFail 9

Why don't you just stay in the bathroom..?

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murkinstock 5

I hope you get well soon

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ridely 5

It's a good thing you caught that UTI though, I had one but didn't catch it and it turned into a kidney infection that I almost had to go the hospital for and I couldn't talk without it hurting. I hope you feel better soon! :(

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